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CLAIRE:
Do you know how wrong it is
to have a daughter,

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and simply choose not
to speak to her for eight years?

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You think I wanted
any of this to happen?

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Grow some balls, go down there,
and see your little girl.

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Hey.

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I'm your father.

7
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It doesn't change
the fact

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you walked out
on your nine kids.

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You had nine kids?

10
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Seven. The twins
weren't born yet.

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What's eating at you?

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I wouldn't tell you.
Oh, okay.

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Go throw
with the guy.

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What

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SAM:
Come on, you'll get along
great together.

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Feels to me like
you've lost somebody.

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Somebody you
had feelings for.

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You're good at what you do,
Loudermilk.

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Mm.

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Think she bought it?

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Meatballs are ready.

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You paid this little asshole
to talk to me.

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No.
You tricked me again.

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If it ain't broke...

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WOMAN:
I love that one too.

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It's called
Oil and Water.

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Oh, 'cause
that's a bag of oil,

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and that's a bag of water.

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Neat.

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There's an ironic sense
of whimsy

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in all of
Shoreline's work.

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This one explores
the duality of conflict

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that resides within
the human psyche.

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Don't you love
when art does that?

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Mm.

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Unfortunately, this piece
has been purchased.

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Mm, that is unfortunate.

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For whoever bought it.

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Honestly, I'd rather have
shit and piss on the wall.

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Come on, man,
enough with the snark.

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You're ruining it
for everyone.

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No, I mean,
right over there,

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Shit and Piss.

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For the dining room, no?

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Honey, let's get
the fuck out of here.

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* Oh, the North Sea
Sings... *

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All right, so I told you guys
about my old band, right?

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SAM:
No.

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You managed a band?

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No, I was in a band.
Yeah, back in the '90s.

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MAN:
What, uh, instrument
did you play?

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Drums.

53
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No, seriously,
what instrument?

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Really,
I was the drummer.

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What, did you need, like,
extra

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Hey, all right,
quit breaking his balls.

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MUGSY:
No, I'm not
breaking his balls.

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I would think that you'd need
extra-long sticks

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'cause of the T-rex thing.

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I just used regular
18-inch standard sticks.

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What kind of music
did you play?

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ROGER:
Oh, real rock 'n' roll. Ha.

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Back in '96, we toured
on a triple bill

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with Dokken and Skid Row.

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Whoa.
Ha, we charted once.

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You guys had a hit?
Mm-hm.

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What was it called?

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"Boilerbreaker."

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Wasn't that Sauce Puppy?

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Yeah.

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You were in Sauce Puppy?

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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You guys sucked.

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MUGSY:
No, no, no.

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I liked that song.
Uh, ah.

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* Boilerbreaker

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SAM:
Oh, God.

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* Boilerbreaker

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* Take it all in

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What's a boilerbreaker?

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It's a modified
boilermaker.

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Our lead singer
invented it.

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You drop a double-shot
of whiskey

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into a pint of beer.

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So good.

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So-so tell us about
the groupies there, Roger.

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You ever get one of them
double blowjobs?

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You know, like,
two dicks, one mouth?

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Oh, my God,
check this out.

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Okay, can we Can we let Roger
finish his share, please?

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So a couple of weeks ago,
our bass player called me,

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and apparently Sweeny's Ale

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wants to use the band
in one of their commercials.

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That's fucking awesome.

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ROGER:
Well, back in the day,
it would've been awesome,

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but where I am now
in life, ah,

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I don't want
to promote booze.

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It's just beer.

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But it's not
just beer though.

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Sweeny's bought out
Brother Jay's Whiskey.

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And now
they're making a drink

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that's beer and whiskey
combined.

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Hey, Roger, why not
let them use the song?

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Who gives a fuck?

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SAM:
Oh, guys, guys.

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This is--
It's exactly the point

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I was trying
to make earlier, okay?

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You all have
to make decisions

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that are gonna make you
feel good about yourself.

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So you think
I'm doing the right thing

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turning down
the 100 grand?

113
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Absolutely--

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How much?

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Hundred grand per guy.

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For fucking
"Boilerbreaker"?

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Oh, come on, man,
be straight with me.

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What should I do?

119
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Look, whatever you think,
okay?

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If you think you should pass,
you should pass.

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Maybe you can
come with me,

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help me explain it
to the guys in the band.

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Fuck, no.

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Why should I be
the one to tell them?

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You're the one
screwing them over.

126
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But you said it was
the right thing to do.

127
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Yeah, it probably is,
but, you know,

128
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but the thing about
doing the right thing

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is that it usually
pisses somebody off.

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Come on,
Loudermilk, please.

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I really could use
some help.

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All right, let's, uh,
let's wrap this up, okay?

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Good meeting, everybody.

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You wanted to see me?

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Yeah. Look,
I like your daughter,

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but you gotta
get her off my couch.

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Why

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Did she relapse?

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No, she's fine.
She's doing fine.

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Well,
if she's doing fine,

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then we should stick with
what's working.

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No need to rock
the boat, right?

143
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No, no, we need
to rock the boat

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until she falls off
the boat,

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and swims to a couch
on her own boat.

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Okay? I was happy
to help her out,

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but I got a life
to get back to.

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Not that I've seen.

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What if I give you
a thank-you gift

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to show my appreciation?

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Could she stay
a little longer?

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You're gonna bribe him?
Hey, tut, tut, tut.

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Stay out of this.

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What do you have in mind?

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Well...

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I could give you
my husband's car.

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It's just collecting dust
in the garage anyway.

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He can't accept gifts
over $25.

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SAM:
Says who?

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You're just
making shit up now.

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You're a drug-and-alcohol
counselor.

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Taking expensive gifts
from your group members

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or their families
is unethical.

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It's the same for me
as a man of the cloth.

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Bullshit.

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Like you paid
for this place?

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And what about the Pope?

168
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He's got a custom-designed
super-Hummer.

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You don't even
have a license,

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what would you do
with a car?

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He can sell it
for all I care.

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I can sell it
for all she cares.

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Yeah, I'll take the car.

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And Claire can continue
to stay with you?

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Forgot there's a catch.

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Yeah, for now.

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I'll have someone bring
the vehicle by tomorrow.

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SAM:
Awesome.

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SAM: Hey.
BEN: Hey.

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SAM:
Whatcha watching?

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It's, uh,
White Zombie.

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Yeah, it's like
Walking Dead,

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but really boring.

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It's terrible.
Sit down.

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Tempting, but, uh,
I think I'm gonna go try

186
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and get some z's
before "snore-a-saurus"

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starts rattling
the I-beams.

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Look, I know
I snore,

189
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but it's, like, a sweet
little ladylike snore.

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It's like a silverback
fucking a badger

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without its consent.

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Okay, well, I slept
next to Wyatt for months,

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and he didn't say a word.

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He was on heroin.

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He'd have slept through
a kidney stone.

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Okay, well,
Ben hasn't said a word.

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Well, I've always
been a super-sleeper

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since I was a kid.

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You're not a kid,

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so don't say
"super-sleeper" again.

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I think you have
a medical condition.

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Oh, God.
Okay?

203
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I think you need
one of those machines

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that helps you breathe
like Darth Vader has.

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A CPAP. My dad had one.

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Really?
I'm that bad?

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Yeah. You stop
breathing for minutes.

208
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It's, like,
David Blaine-level shit.

209
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I don't know how you don't
have brain damage.

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Maybe I do.

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Hey, I saw my mom's car
in the parking lot.

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What, was she
checking up on me?

213
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Well, you know,
I think in her mind,

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you're on your own now.

215
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Well, what did she say?

216
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Well, she's glad to hear
you're doing well,

217
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and she gave me
your father's car.

218
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What? Wait.
Are you serious?

219
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She gave you my dad's Escalade,
the car he died in?

220
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What did you say?

221
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Yeah, my dad died
in that car.

222
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No, no, no, the part--
Did you say "Escalade"?

223
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That's like a $90,000 truck.

224
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Yeah, it's like 110
with all the features he added.

225
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No. No, no, your mom's not gonna
give me a brand-new Escalade.

226
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What other cars
did your dad have?

227
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Uh, that's it.

228
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I mean, she sold the Lincoln
a while back.

229
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This is the only car.

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BEN:
It's actually perfect for you.

231
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The new Escalades practically
drive themselves.

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Like K.I.T.T.
from Knight Rider.

233
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You won't even
need a license.

234
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Uh, yeah,
you will need a license.

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I won't need a license.
I'm not gonna drive it.

236
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Probably just sell it.

237
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What?

238
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You're gonna profit
off the car my dad died in?

239
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He died in it?

240
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I just told you that
a minute ago.

241
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No, you didn't.

242
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What? Ah--
Uh

243
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Uh-- Ah...

244
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Pretty sure I would've
remembered you saying that.

245
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Gonna let me drive it
before you sell it?

246
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Yeah, if I get
to ride shotgun.

247
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Holy shit.

248
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Um, I'm gonna try and get down
before the, you know

249
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The lumber mill
starts with the--

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SAM:
--lumber milling.

251
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You're out of
toilet paper again.

252
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Again?

253
00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,136
It's like you're
single-handedly

254
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clear-cutting the rainforest
with your asshole.

255
00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,106
Oh, fuck off.

256
00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,975
* Something
I can leave you... *

257
00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,877
Hey, how was my snoring
last night?

258
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,179
Awful. Terrible.
Worse.

259
00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,214
Well, I guess you'll
just have to start sleeping

260
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,850
in your fancy new car.

261
00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,753
Yeah, or you have to get
one of those CPAP things.

262
00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:48,255
Um, I would,
but you need a prescription.

263
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,390
And when I was
in boarding school,

264
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,325
no one would room with me,
so I looked into it.

265
00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:55,028
Oh, so you know
you have a problem.

266
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:57,330
Yeah, I do.

267
00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,667
But, I don't know,
when I started doing coke,

268
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,868
I thought it went away.

269
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,103
Nope, didn't go away.

270
00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:06,306
Okay. Well, look,
I'd go to the doctor,

271
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,642
but I don't
have insurance, so...

272
00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,778
Sorry.

273
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,382
Hey, sorry to bother you,

274
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:18,786
but, uh, I'm just
fresh out of sugar.

275
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,320
Well, what do you need?

276
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,355
Like, a gram,
an 8 ball, or...?

277
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,263
Uh, is your
Dr. McDreamy here?

278
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,899
No, he doesn't like
to stay over

279
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,701
when he's on-call.

280
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,168
He hates waking me up.

281
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:38,672
Okay. Chivalrous.

282
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:40,040
He seems like
an interesting guy,

283
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,341
I'd like to meet him.

284
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,243
You met him
the other night.

285
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,679
Well, for two seconds.

286
00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,280
Like to get to know him
though, you know?

287
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,350
Uh, we should all
grab a meal sometime.

288
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,185
I'm meeting him
at lunch today at Marty's.

289
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,386
You wanna join us?

290
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,988
Yeah, that'll work.

291
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,456
Okay, well,
here you go.

292
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,058
Yeah.

293
00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,427
You better not be stepping
on this shit, huh?

294
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,432
This thing drives
like a dream.

295
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,901
It's pretty fucking
sweet, right?

296
00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:10,738
Man, smell the leather.

297
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,841
I think this is what
Dubai smells like.

298
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,075
It's an impressive gift.

299
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,376
Yeah.

300
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,111
You should check out
the bowling alley

301
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,813
they got in the back.

302
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,750
Seriously, the Blue Book value
on this thing is insane.

303
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,019
This is the place.

304
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,755
We're meeting them
at a car wash?

305
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,457
Yeah, they work there.

306
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,865
ROGER:
What's up?

307
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,066
Billy.

308
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,735
Ho-ho-holy shit.

309
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,336
Roger Dodger.

310
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,073
Is this your car?

311
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,340
No. No, it's his.

312
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,076
Hi, it's my car.

313
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,778
Hey.
SAM: Hey.

314
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,146
Hey, um, thanks
for coming down

315
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,414
to talk this out
face-to-face.

316
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,949
I know things
got a little heated

317
00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,184
on the text thread.

318
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,752
No problem.

319
00:11:58,786 --> 00:11:59,953
Where's Maggie?

320
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:02,222
Uh, he's right over there.
Yo, Mags.

321
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,095
SAM: Hey.
Who's this fuck?

322
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,831
You lawyer up on us?

323
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,165
ROGER:
No.

324
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,834
This is Loudermilk,
he's a friend.

325
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,102
SAM:
Pleasure.

326
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,503
Hey.

327
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:20,808
All right then, should we,
uh, talk business?

328
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,343
Yeah, not here.
We're supposed to be working.

329
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:26,213
Go inside.
SAM: Oh, okay.

330
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,786
LOUIE:
Make sure it's in neutral.

331
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,021
ROGER:
Yeah, okay.

332
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,889
MAGGIE:
Okay, bring out the contract,

333
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,090
show him where to sign.

334
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,491
ROGER:
I already told you guys,

335
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,927
I'm not gonna sign that.

336
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,261
I came here today
as a courtesy

337
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,463
to you both
to explain why.

338
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,865
You know what?

339
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,066
Oh, Christ.

340
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,534
Mags, what are you doing?

341
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,803
Getting him to sign the papers,
one way or another.

342
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,104
Dude, relax, all right?

343
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,405
Nobody need--

344
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,374
What the fuck
kind of gun is that?

345
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,876
You got a problem
with it?

346
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,077
Hey, look,

347
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,478
I'm not here
for a musket ball

348
00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,980
to the head,
all right?

349
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,982
I'm just supporting
my friend, Roger.

350
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,886
This is just like Wichita
all over again.

351
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:10,390
You didn't shoot then,
and you're not gonna shoot now.

352
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,859
Don't tempt me, Roger.

353
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,127
My life is shit
right now,

354
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,163
and I have nothing
to lose, okay?

355
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,866
I'm sorry about that,
but I'm still not gonna sign.

356
00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:21,068
SAM:
Are we sure this won't
scratch the finish?

357
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,603
LOUIE:
Help me understand where your
head's at here, Roger.

358
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,372
I mean, what is
wrong with us

359
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,340
making a little bit
of money off our art?

360
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,609
They want our song
to promote binge-drinking

361
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,544
and having sex with
passed-out women.

362
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,213
MAGGIE and LOUIE:
Blacked-out women.

363
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,048
MAGGIE:
There's a big difference.

364
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,850
What

365
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:39,152
How will we know
if they're blacked

366
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,254
They're walking and talking
like everyone else.

367
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,589
LOUIE:
Yeah.

368
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,858
Put the fucking
gun down, Maggie.

369
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,528
Just...

370
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,463
Don't-- For fuck's sake.

371
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,066
Come on, Roger.
Please?

372
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,302
MAGGIE:
This commercial could
get me back on my feet,

373
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,370
maybe open
a little pizza joint.

374
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,039
The residuals alone
would get me

375
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,273
off my cousin's couch.

376
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,508
You get residuals?

377
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,176
Fuck, yeah.

378
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,012
It'll double
what we get paid.

379
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:08,015
We could make
200 grand each.

380
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,084
That's a lot of money,
Roger.

381
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,519
I know.

382
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:15,122
But it doesn't matter.

383
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,457
Dude, you're the real deal,
you know?

384
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,426
I mean, you may
die broke,

385
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,294
but you're rich
with integrity.

386
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,897
Shut the fuck up,
you fucking hypocrite.

387
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,499
Driving up in here in your fancy
fucking Esplanade.

388
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,501
Telling Roger to turn down
money that he needs.

389
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,570
Roger-- Ow!
Fuck.

390
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,272
Don't listen to
this dick.

391
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,207
Listen to your friends.

392
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:37,110
You could have
your own Esplanade.

393
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,112
First off, it's a fucking
Escalade, all right?

394
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,480
And I didn't do
anything for this.

395
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,681
It was a gift.

396
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,516
ROGER:
Hey, you're the one

397
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,485
who's always going on,
saying no gift

398
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,154
comes without
strings attached

399
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,555
except the gift
you give yourself.

400
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,157
I didn't say that.

401
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,925
You saw that
on a cat calendar.

402
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,427
Nobody's perfect, Rog.

403
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,363
Come on, just--

404
00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:01,234
--bend. A little.

405
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,074
Fuck it.

406
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,349
And so when
I got the residency,

407
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,986
I asked Allie
to move to Seattle,

408
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,453
and lucky for me,
she said yes.

409
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,955
ALLISON:
And lucky for me,

410
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,323
I was able
to find a sublet

411
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,258
in your apartment building
on short notice.

412
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,460
Yeah, I wouldn't call anyone
lucky in that building.

413
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:30,163
It's like
a big pile of asbestos

414
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,531
held together
with lead paint.

415
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:35,268
So, what about work,
what'd they say?

416
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,237
Well, they weren't
very happy, but luckily,

417
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,506
Sotheby's has offices
everywhere, so--

418
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,708
So it all worked out.

419
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,343
Yeah.

420
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,445
Aw.

421
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,547
So how come you two
don't actually live together?

422
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,751
Yeah, you know, my hours
are so unpredictable--

423
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,286
Well, and-and--
--so....

424
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,522
And we practically
do live together.

425
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:58,525
It's just like he said,
with the crazy timing,

426
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,260
and me
and my new job--

427
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,628
SAM:
Right.

428
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,630
ALLISON: --i-it just--
Right, right, right.

429
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,199
So hey, Dr. Carl.

430
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:09,169
Uh... I'm sure you
hate it when people

431
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,104
ask you for
free medical advice,

432
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,439
but this isn't
about me.

433
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,241
It's about the dirty
little drug fiend

434
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,575
who's sleeping on my couch.

435
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,078
Okay, um...

436
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,546
What's the problem?

437
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:23,683
She's got this, uh
deviated septum, sleep apnea

438
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,086
possible
demon-living-in-the-throat

439
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:31,024
situation, and the snoring
is just-- I-it's nuts.

440
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:34,061
I-I think she could really use
one of those CPAP machines,

441
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,795
'cause those work, right?

442
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,564
Well, yeah.

443
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,532
Yeah, but she should
see a doctor.

444
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,301
Find out what's causing
the problem.

445
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,470
Well, I got a doctor sitting
right across from me.

446
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,771
Yeah, a sleep specialist.

447
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,206
Yeah, that's
not a real thing.

448
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,374
Here, listen.

449
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,243
This is her.
I made this recording

450
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,279
last night, okay?
Listen.

451
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,221
Wow.

452
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,823
Yeah? Listen to this.

453
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,063
She quits breathing

454
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,232
for two minutes
and 36 seconds.

455
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,701
All right? Another time
was closer to four minutes,

456
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,770
but I-I-I just didn't have
the phone handy to document it.

457
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,706
Well, I can see why
that would worry you.

458
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,541
Oh, I'm not worried,
I just--

459
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,576
I just wanna
get some sleep at night.

460
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,145
I need to use
the ladies' room.

461
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,113
Yeah, sure.

462
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,084
Look, I can't just grab you
a CPAP machine.

463
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,285
That's not
how it works.

464
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,720
There are
rules and regulations.

465
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,356
Come on, you gotta have
a crappy old used one

466
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,724
laying around
somewhere, right?

467
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,427
Missing some knobs,

468
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,296
and it's a little
moldy, yeah?

469
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,568
I think that
guy's choking.

470
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,840
Uh, Dr. Carl?

471
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,575
Hey.

472
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,445
Fuck's sake. Eh.

473
00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,879
WOMAN:
Oh, is he choking?

474
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,848
SAM:
All right.

475
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,230
Dude, you-you gotta
remember to chew.

476
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,831
What happened?

477
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,600
This guy just
saved my life.

478
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,335
He was choking.

479
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,703
Oh, honey.

480
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,375
WAITRESS:
Not him.

481
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,576
Him.

482
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,613
What?
Loudermilk?

483
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,751
Hey, how is that?
I almost ordered that.

484
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,656
It's fine, yeah. Fine, yeah.
No? All right.

485
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,765
Look, the guy
had it under control.

486
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,201
Okay? He didn't
need my help.

487
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,435
Nobody's saying
otherwise.

488
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,769
Well, you're both
sitting there

489
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,371
judging me
for not doing anything.

490
00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,739
I can feel it.

491
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,374
The thing is,
I was doing something,

492
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,842
I was assessing
the situation,

493
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,611
waiting to see
if I was needed.

494
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,912
Really?

495
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,714
The guy was working
it out on his own.

496
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,682
Yeah, maybe.
Nope.

497
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,484
Definitely.

498
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,220
No, maybe.

499
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,687
But wait,
probably not.

500
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,923
Will you stop it?
The guy was fine.

501
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,558
How come his face
was turning blue?

502
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,393
It wasn't turning blue.

503
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,429
It was flush from coughing.

504
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,564
He didn't cough.

505
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,832
He couldn't cough.
He grunted.

506
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,234
Cough:

507
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,669
Grunt:

508
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,706
It's a big difference.
Right.

509
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,842
Look, the guy's fine,
that's all that matters.

510
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,244
Yeah, why don't
you stop

511
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,678
trying to be a hero,
Loudermilk?

512
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,447
Hey, I'm not a hero.

513
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,815
I just did what anyone
would do in that situation.

514
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,217
Right, except me.

515
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,485
The only one in the room

516
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,587
who studied medicine
for seven years

517
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,656
and knows exactly how
to react in that situation.

518
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,391
Carl, come on,
just admit it.

519
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,460
You fucking choked. Okay?

520
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,295
He choked,
and then you choked.

521
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,696
It's all right,
nobody's perfect.

522
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,299
I work in an ER,
I don't choke.

523
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,301
I have ice water
in my veins.

524
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,935
Well, I'm sure you do
in the safe confines

525
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,437
of the operating room

526
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,239
with a bunch of doctors
and nurses around

527
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,640
when something goes wrong.

528
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,476
Look--

529
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,811
Okay, there's other factors
to consider here,

530
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,480
Loudermilk. Okay?

531
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,815
Doctors have to be very cautious
when administering aid.

532
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,016
We can get sued.

533
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,419
Oh, okay.
Happens all the time.

534
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,787
Let's just drop it.

535
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,255
I didn't bring it up.
He did.

536
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,426
Hi, excuse me.
Hi, can I get the check?

537
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,329
No need for that. Your meal's
been comped by management.

538
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,963
It's the least we could do.

539
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,699
Oh.

540
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,401
That's great.

541
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,336
That's very generous.

542
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,605
You get the tip.

543
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,475
It goes to five,
but never CPAP up to five.

544
00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:43,876
My dad did that once.

545
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,512
He blew up twice his size,

546
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,846
he was floating
around the room.

547
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,748
It was awful. My mom
woke up in the morning,

548
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,284
and she had to hit him with,
like, a needle to pop him.

549
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,453
At breakfast, he farted
for eight minutes--

550
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,388
Holy shit, is that
what I think it is?

551
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,989
Yep.
Yeah, it's a CPAP,

552
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,591
and Carl brought
it over.

553
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,460
Pretty nice of the doctor,
don't you think?

554
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,729
Ah, I think he did it
because he felt guilty.

555
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,397
Uh, why?
Because he's sleeping

556
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,765
with your
imaginary girlfriend?

557
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,300
No, we were
having lunch,

558
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,735
and some guy
started choking

559
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,970
and Dr. Carl
just sits there,

560
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,506
looking at him
like he's a turd on a log.

561
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,841
Wait, so,
what happened?

562
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,609
Yeah, did the fucking
guy die?

563
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,044
No, no, he didn't die,

564
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,413
but only because I
had to jump up and save him.

565
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,648
You know?

566
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:22,849
Like, I've got a doctor

567
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,351
sitting
across from me.

568
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,852
I've never ever taken
the damn class,

569
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,387
and here I am--
I-I get up,

570
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,021
and I'm giving him
the Heimlich maneuver.

571
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,691
So I guess he got
"Heimlock."

572
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:32,925
You just make
that up?

573
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,394
Yeah, it's when
you're gonna

574
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,928
give the Heimlich,
but you freeze up,

575
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,464
it's a "Heimlock," no?

576
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,965
Well, they can't
all be slam dunks.

577
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,568
I'm starting to think Dr. Carl's
not even a real doctor.

578
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,102
Oh, why are you
complaining?

579
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,505
You looked like a hero
in front of your lady friend,

580
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:46,939
and we got a CPAP machine.
Heh, heh.

581
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,641
True.
BEN: That goes in your nose.

582
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,076
CLAIRE:
I know.

583
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,579
Do I look sexy?

584
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:53,913
If I'm an elephant.

585
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:56,883
What, are you
saying I'm fat?

586
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,885
No, he's talking
about your ears.
Hey.

587
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,677
ROGER:
I feel like a fucking moron
in this getup.

588
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,746
No, you-you look like
Andre Agassi.

589
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:28,781
You need anything?

590
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,517
Yeah, can you grab
me a Coke?

591
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,751
I gotta
drink something.

592
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:32,985
You got it.

593
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,524
Are you an idiot?

594
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:38,891
How could you
not know about this?

595
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,527
They never had a video,
how would I?

596
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,728
Jesus Christ.

597
00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,763
How does he even play
the drums?

598
00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:45,798
Ah, with feet,
maybe? I--

599
00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,066
Oh, this
is fucked up.

600
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,035
We have to replace
this guy ASAP.

601
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:51,771
He's a poster child
for fetal-alcohol syndrome.

602
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,172
What's our
messaging here?

603
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,107
If you drink Sweeny's,
you become deformed.

604
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,509
Is that our message?

605
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,744
Okay, okay.
What do I do?

606
00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,111
Just get rid
of him.

607
00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:00,547
All right.

608
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,048
SAM:
Hey, Roger,
come here.

609
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,417
Listen, listen,

610
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:06,152
how bad do you want
this thing?

611
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,587
What do you mean?

612
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,789
This commercial.

613
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,960
I don't want it
at all,

614
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,628
but I can't let
them down.

615
00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:17,797
Why? He fucking pulled
a gun on you.

616
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,632
What?
That's just Maggie.

617
00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:23,135
Forget him. Just-- If you don't
wanna do it, man, don't do it.

618
00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:25,472
Period. End of story.

619
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:27,540
If it's not what
you're all about--

620
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,542
I mean, I get it,
it's a big paycheck.

621
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,444
I get that, okay?

622
00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,813
I got an Escalade
somebody handed me,

623
00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,414
and I probably
shouldn't keep that.

624
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:40,086
I definitely
shouldn't keep that.

625
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,988
Because it makes
me a sellout.

626
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:44,657
Understand?
Do I wanna be a sellout

627
00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:48,895
for an awesome
tricked

628
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,463
Hey, Rog,

629
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,064
I need a word with
you, please.

630
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,066
Not now, we're gonna
do a quick sound check,

631
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,568
ah, just
the first verse.

632
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:56,969
Sound check,
everybody, let's go.

633
00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:58,905
Sound check.

634
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,548
One, two, three, four.

635
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:13,653
* Boilerbreaker
Boilerbreaker *

636
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:16,889
* Take it all in

637
00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,782
Are you fucking kidding me?

638
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,116
This guy's incredible.

639
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,685
This shit could go viral.

640
00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:47,119
Yeah!

641
00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:50,590
Boom!

642
00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,191
Yeah!

643
00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:57,564
Ah, that was some
wicked shit, my man.

644
00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:58,765
Let's get out of here.

645
00:24:58,798 --> 00:24:59,966
Yeah?

646
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,668
Let's take the car

647
00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,870
for one last high-speed drive
before you give it back.

648
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:05,171
Did I say I was
giving it back?

649
00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:08,641
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Rog!
Where you going?

650
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,710
Sorry, guys,
I'm done.

651
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:11,978
What?
SAM: He's out.

652
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,713
He's not doing
your commercial.

653
00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:15,081
Hey, we have
a contract.

654
00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,683
Fuck you.

655
00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,290
Hey, what's this
still doing here?

656
00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:26,258
I thought you said you
were gonna give it back?

657
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,694
I did give it back.

658
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,261
Boys.

659
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,265
Are you fucking
kidding me?

660
00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:34,934
She gave this to you?

661
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:37,036
Yep.

662
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:40,006
What about all that shit about
you don't take expensive gifts?

663
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:43,643
Well, you remember your
Pope

664
00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:45,778
Well, it carried
a lot of weight with me.

665
00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:54,954
I was told I could find
a Sam Loudermilk here.

666
00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:56,322
Yeah, that's me.

667
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:58,290
The meeting's in there,
starts in 10 minutes.

668
00:25:58,324 --> 00:25:59,659
I'm not here
for a meeting.

669
00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:04,096
You're being sued.

670
00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,332
For what?
For breaking my client's ribs

671
00:26:06,365 --> 00:26:08,868
while recklessly
administering the Heimlich

672
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,036
when it wasn't needed.

673
00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,673
Motherfucker.

674
00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,742
If you hadn't taken that,
you couldn't get sued.

675
00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:16,976
Shut the fuck up.

676
00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:18,144
I'm just trying
to help.

677
00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:32,058
* You're not alone

678
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:35,161
* We're in the same boat

679
00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:38,631
* We're skipping town

680
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:45,337
* We'll keep on sailing
To the sound *

681
00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:49,776
* Of the wind
Dancing on the waves *

682
00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:54,280
* Oh, the sound of the wind

683
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:56,348
* Dancing on the waves


